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Let's start a Friday joke thread to make the day go a bit quicker and better. Essex girls seem to have been mentioned in a number of threads recently, so here are a few related jokes Q: How do you know when an Essex girl has an orgasm? A: She drops her kebab. Q: How does an Essex girl turn the light on after sex?
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How does an Essex girl commit suicide? She gathers all her clothes into a pile, and jumps off. What is an Essex Woman's nightmare holiday? Two weeks on the island of Lesbos. What's the difference between an Essex girl and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist. Send us your Jokes, we will print your name too if you want!
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View Full Version : 99 Essex Girl jokes. Some shit, some fantastic - enjoy. What is the difference between a walrus and an Essex girl? One is wet, has a moustache and smells of fish - the other is a walrus! The Essex girl has a higher sperm count!
Essex girl and boy playing hide and seek. She sent him a text saying, 'if you find me you can lick my pussy and fuck me up the arse, PS, I'm in the shed. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell". Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa Del Sol were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed.